Name: Heather
Email: religionisbad@hotmail.com
Canada
Date: Sunday, June 30, 2002 at 19:43:51
Transaction: some good pot
Name: Bill Clinton
Location: Babalon, Egypt
Date: Saturday, June 29, 2002 at 02:33:01
Transaction: To be President again
Name: Roger
Email: ccinwa2002@aol.com
Location: auburn, usa
Date: Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 18:07:48
Transaction: to be an immortal vampire
Name: Dickie Barrett
Email: db82773@gayworld.com
Location: Luton, UK
Date: Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 04:22:42
Transaction: A twelve inch pianist.
Name: Dickie Barrett
Email: db82773@gayworld.com
Location: Luton, UK
Date: Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 04:22:25
Transaction: A twelve inch pianist.
Name: roger
Email: ccinwa2002@aol.com
Location: auburn, usa
Date: Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 04:20:16
Transaction: to be a vampire
Name: Phil Vaughan-Smith
Email: smileystanuk@yahoo.co.uk
Location: Winchester, England
Date: Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 04:17:44
Transaction: A threesome with Claire Balding and the bird who plays DS McAllister in 'The Bill'.
Name: Phil Vaughan-Smith
Email: smileystan@yahoo.co.uk
Location: Winchester, England
Date: Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 04:17:23
Transaction: A threesome with Claire Balding and the bird who plays DS McAllister in 'The Bill'.
Name: Osama Binladen
Email: sum_cave_in_afghanistan@yahoo.com
Location: i cant pronounce it, Afghanistan
Date: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 20:32:33
Transaction: Eternal wordl war 3, to kill at a glance,
immortality, leadership of the world,
america to be blown up, a better face,
related to satan, new car, better artilary,
sum nukes, unlimited ammunition and
boms and shit like dat, more weapons,
more nukes, oh, maybe sum girlz, my
own tv show :) a newer tidier cave, now
wait, a giant mansion, serants for the
mansion, su more weapons, loads and
loads of anthrax, more antrax, oh yeah!
MONEY! uhmmmmm more stuff, to be
able to request more shit from you, to
be you muahahhahahaha, *cough* or
ur equivilant equal *grins*
Name: Steve
Email: blank
Location: NYC, NYC
Date: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 11:04:30
Transaction: a chance to kill you and get my soul back
Name: Steve
Email: blank
Location: NYC, NYC
Date: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 11:04:23
Transaction: a chance to kill you and get my soul back
Name: Jamie gambill
Email: j.gambill@attbi.com
Location: bedford, usa
Date: Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 20:33:57
Transaction: 5 million dollars
Name: christopher cain
Email: darkprince58@hotmail.com
Location: exeter, usa
Date: Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 22:06:51
Transaction: to become a vampire
Name: christopher cain
Email: darkprince58@hotmail.com
Location: exeter, usa
Date: Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 22:06:38
Transaction: to become a vampire
Name: Dan
Email: nohalo@shaw.ca
Location: Edmonton, Canada
Date: Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 14:37:22
Transaction: Cheap smokes
Name: lester the molester
Email: theduckpond
Location: hannibal, u.s.
Date: Saturday, June 22, 2002 at 17:58:09
Transaction: a safe ciggarette
Name: Becka
Email: noneofyourbeeswax@hotmail.com
Location: Amityville, United States
Date: Saturday, June 22, 2002 at 12:35:09
Transaction: I would like to live a long and happy life without pain or suffering. Oh...yeah...and I'd like some new clothes. lmao.
Name: Trish
Email: imhorney@hotmail.com
Location: ontario, Canada
Date: Saturday, June 22, 2002 at 12:29:21
Transaction: vinny in bed, a lot of men, to be unhorney,to be 19 again but wait i pretend to be that anyway...so only vinny in bed
Name: Kim
Email: biteme720@aol.com
Location: Orlando, Usa
Date: Saturday, June 22, 2002 at 12:26:52
Transaction: a hell of a lot of money
Name: april
Email: april@christismybitch.com
Location: chicago, usa
Date: Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 18:41:01
Transaction: 20 million dollars
Name: brett
Email: dont know
Location: plymouth, england
Date: Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 06:56:57
Transaction: to die a long and painful death, with scarab beatles eeating me while im atill alive,and for my toungue to be torn out by the living dead just before i die
Name: shaun bokenham
Email: 04sbokenham@tla.essex.sch.uk
Location: essex, england
Date: Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 03:21:30
Transaction: a porsche 911
Name: Jessica Blakemore
Email: jess@snowshoebbq.org
Location: Rodeo, US
Date: Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:56:49
Transaction: $1.75 and a new haircut
Name: Jude
Email: jsmith@aol.com
Date: Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 14:22:03
Transaction: I want people to know when to use "their" vs. "there" vs. "they're" and "lend" vs. "borrow" and "itch" vs. "scratch" and "its" vs. "it's" ... yep, I think I would sell my soul for that.
Name: Juan Roberto Delgado Trejo
Email: tornadosaiyanwoob@hotmail.com
Location: QUERETARO, MEXICO
Date: Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 13:38:00
Transaction: I want to contact again a lost girlfriend i dont remember if she is from zagreb her name is Alenka urlazik please try to find her.
Name: Graham Morrison
Location: Portishead, England
Date: Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 03:44:22
Transaction: Some porn
Name: Peter Miller
Location: Liverpool, England
Date: Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 03:42:53
Transaction: A pair of really dandy drain pipes
Name: dimitris votsis
Email: evil_pray@hotmail.com
Location: nicosia, cyprus
Date: Monday, June 17, 2002 at 09:24:23
Transaction: nude pics of david beckham
Name: jammin
Email: jammin84uk@yahoo.co.uk
Location: wakie, england
Date: Monday, June 17, 2002 at 08:00:05
Transaction: a supermodel and some weed!
Name: Casey Smith
Email: hahaha@aspconnect.net
Location: Oklahoma City, USA
Date: Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 03:09:33
Transaction: 500 BILLION DOLLARS!
Name: A human
Location: I don't associate with a certain group of humans. My city is everyone, as all of yours'., Same goes for my country.
Date: Saturday, June 15, 2002 at 04:33:55
Transaction: Notice what the average human asks for? Money, sex, political control... do you sense what all these wishes come from? Sure, human nature tells us to grab money to survive, have sex to reproduce, and power, again, to survive... so what's the problem? The problem is: Where did it all originate? Everything in our world has a beginning and an end. In order for that mass of energy to explode (big bang), something had to be there to place that energy there. Period. Any arguments? Email the_origin_or_everyones_life@yahoo.com if you can argue that.
So, there must be something eternal, something that started the universe.
That's just science. This is reality. We were created. No matter what society says is ok to believe, it's more important to realize the reality... after all, it's only eternity we're discussing here...
So what is a soul? If you don't know, stop finding worldly excuses to put off finding out. Read the Truth. Trust me, one more dollar, one more porn site, and one more ounce of controlling humans will NOT make you more content than if you know the Truth. Here we go, another christian, right? No, I'm another human. Just like you all. I don't categorize anyone because no one is the same. I have read the Truth, and feel amazingly happier all around knowing it. If you want happiness, if you want power, if you want money, if you want sex, then you want the Truth far more.
The Bible, though pieced together from certain humans, explains what was there to start the big bang (if that's how we started). It also explains how we can be happy without worldly objects. You can find out what a soul is in the Bible too... you cannot find truth in yourself. As humans, we absorb what society tells us. We do not think on our own, because our thoughts were generated by a knowledge built from society. So, "soul searching" is out of the question. Read the Truth, you will find out how you can be different (there's only one belief that can seperate you from worldly people). It will involve your soul. Interested? Read the Truth.
So where's proof that the Bible is real?
Some have tried to claim it to be blasphemy, then resorting to their worldly comforts, getting humans around them to tell them it's ok.
Don't join that part of society. Find out why they're wrong, why you were wrong. Read the Bible.
You will also find an interesting truth... that you can live eternally... and all you have to do is believe that Jesus is Lord and died to pay for your sins as well as everyone else's. Don't take my words to be Truth, because I'm human. I read the Bible, and now I know what my soul is, and I know I am not going to weep and gnash my teeth for eternity, as you will if you don't believe Jesus died for your sins and is Lord.
Am I a fundemantalist? I would argue that liberalists are humans looking to make the Truth fit their worldly desires.
I'm no different from you. I'm a human, and I follow some worldly desires. But...
I have a saved soul, and I repent form my worldly (which translates to Satanic) followings, and am living for a being other than myself. Don't go back to your game, or your chat, or anything the world produced. What's left when you drop everything worldly? The Truth. Jesus mentioned how hard it is for the rich to enter the kingdom of heaven...
Why would I bother you so much about "reading the Truth" if I didn't believe it?
Youre soul... it will determine where you go after death... "What shall it profit a man if he gain the whole world and lose his own soul?" It will gain him jack. In the face of eternal life, and the happiness you get from believeing the Truth, it is truly jack.
Please email me if you want to flame me, ask a question, or advise me, or anything. the_origin_or_everyones_life@yahoo.com
Name: thomas jaymes metzger
Email: greengumby15@aol.com
Location: highland, america
Date: Monday, June 10, 2002 at 04:56:51
Transaction: the soul of demon
Name: EviL_Mark
Email: EviL_Mark666@webtv.net
Location: *see above*, " "
Date: Saturday, June 8, 2002 at 18:31:24
Transaction: Everything I fucking want.
Name: Alana Lenhart
Email: alanallama@msn.com
Location: Lake Mary, USA
Date: Friday, June 7, 2002 at 16:29:22
Transaction: a large box of Jelly Bellys. and maybe a pack of cigarettes...menthols.
Name: danja
Email: god@godsass.com
Location: denton, tx, usa
Date: Thursday, June 6, 2002 at 16:50:36
Transaction: A minute to say something to the guy who wrote "no matter what you say you believe, there is a god in heaven"... All I want to know is what's up with you people, how can you possibly believe there is an all-good being and an all-evil being. the fact that god's goodness comes from comparing it to the evil of satan makes said goodness somewhat evil, while your satan is somewhat good because without him god's goodness could not exist for the same reason one hand can't clap. Man your incredible ignorance is overwhelming. some people think atheists worship god inversely, by spending all their time thinking about how he doesnt exist. truth is i think about your god about as much as you think about mithra or attis, and worry about your hell about as much as you worry about sheol or hades. one thing about your god though i'm sure he gives absolutely great blow jobs. you can't be omnipresent and not give stellar blow jobs....
Name: nomen
new jersey
Date: Wednesday, June 5, 2002 at 05:22:42
Transaction: chocolate syrup and a fourteen year old girl...
Name: Glowstix
Email: jglowstix@aol.com
Location: Boston, USA
Date: Monday, June 3, 2002 at 17:17:30
Transaction: World Peace!
Name: Daryl
Email: dc1223@eatboogers.com
Location: Some Place, Out there
Date: Sunday, June 2, 2002 at 23:05:00
Transaction: To make it into heaven,and see the glory of the Lord.
Name: Elshiva
Email: DeadGirlsB0dy@aol.com
Location: Phoenix, US
Date: Saturday, June 1, 2002 at 07:32:25
Transaction: pink shoe laces :)
Name: NikaDemos
Email: dylanparker@cableone.com
Location: lewiston, id
Date: Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 19:27:08
Transaction: $99999999999999999999 mill.and the abiltie to charm any women so that they would want have sex with me and the abilitie to see through womens clothes
Name: Jeremy G.
Email: Raven_6981@hotmail.com
Location: Adams, USA
Date: Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 18:36:33
Transaction: $20 million
Immortality
The power to kill with a glance
Name: matt ross
Email: www.bashrock.com
Date: Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 00:56:37
Transaction: keyboards that only type in lower case...
Name: Farm Animal Lover
Email: xxkiddingxx@aol.com
Date: Monday, May 27, 2002 at 22:38:41
Transaction: a sexy virgin lamb :)
Name: J.R.M.
Email: SYKOW MANTIS@AOL.COM
Date: Monday, May 27, 2002 at 22:30:18
Transaction: TO BE TALENA ATFIELDS` SEX SLAVE
Name: jamesjamesjamesjames
Email: voxmadhouse@aol.com
Location: uyjmcfykumky, uyjfuy
Date: Monday, May 27, 2002 at 22:16:04
Transaction: to be immortal but not get older and
be with gaby forever
Name: ellen
Email: neon_puppy@xmail.com
Location: bris, australia
Date: Saturday, May 25, 2002 at 22:05:42
Transaction: i'll pay someone to take it off me. . . whatever you got, let me know.
Name: God-King Caspian
Date: Friday, May 24, 2002 at 17:17:48
Transaction: Since this soul's worthless, I'll trade it for:
1.A lovely, opulent palace-city, two miles in height, situated on atop a four-mile high monolith at the South-Pole along with a private continent surrounding.
2.Omnipotence.
3.Army of 300,000 robotic servents and warriors, with enough firepower to devestate several continents.
4.20 of my closet friends to be subserivent demigods in my service.
5.12 godzilla-like monsters under my complete control.
6.Freedom to retain absolute control over this universe until the end of time.
7.An unpleasent pocket dimension in which to exile my enemies.
Name: Clint G.
Email: jnm4younow@yahoo.com
Date: Friday, May 24, 2002 at 16:12:23
Transaction: Please read the following E-mail.This is the correct e-mail address!!!!!!!!
Name: Clint G.
Email: jnm4younow@yahoo.com
Location: USA,
Date: Friday, May 24, 2002 at 16:06:21
Transaction: PLEASE READ THE NEXT FOLLOWING E-MAIL.
THIS IS MY FULL E-MAIL ADDRESS!!!!!!!!
Name: Clint G.
Email: jnm4younow@yahoo.com
Location: USA,
Date: Friday, May 24, 2002 at 16:02:01
Transaction: PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING E-MAIL!!!!!!!!
Name: Clint G.
Email: jnm4younow
USA
Date: Friday, May 24, 2002 at 15:10:27
Transaction: I stumbled across this web-site in error, or so I thought. After reading some of the numberous e-mail's, I realized that it was no mistake. The Lord directed me to this site to take what satan is using for evil and use for His Glory. In response to the "Sell Your Soul" heading,
this is not something to be taken lightly. No matter what you say that you believe, their is a Holy God in Heaven and a literal burning hell. You may think that it is funny to joke about satan and hell and selling your soul. But you will have no power in hell or sit side by side with satan and rule. Satan wants to destroy you mind, body and spirit and take you to hell so he can laugh in the face of God. You will be tormented for all eternity if you reject the love of God.
THIS IS A LETTER WHICH DEFINES THE VERY NATURE OF SATAN. ......READ............
I SAW YOU YESTERDAY AS YOU BEGAN YOUR DAY.
YOU AWOKE WITHOUT KNEELING TO PRAY. AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU DON'T PRAY AT ALL. YOU ARE SO UNTHANKFUL, I LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW GLAD I AM THAT YOU HAVE NOT CHANGED YOUR WAY OF LIVING. FOOL, YOU ARE MINE.
REMEMBER, YOU AND I HAVE BEEN GOING STEADY FOR YEARS, AND I DON'T LOVE YOU YET. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HATE YOU, BECAUSE I HATE GOD. I AM ONLY USING YOU TO GET EVEN WITH GOD. HE KICKED ME OUT OF HEAVEN AND I'M GOING TO USE YOU AS LONG AS POSSIBLE TO PAY HIM BACK. YOU SEE, FOOL, GOD LOVES YOU AND HE HAS GREAT PLANS IN STORE FOR YOU. BUT YOU HAVE YIELDED YOUR LIFE TO ME, AND I'M GOING TO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL. THAT WAY WELL BE TOGETHER TWICE. THIS WILL REALLY HURT GOD. THANKS TO YOU I'M REALLY SHOWING HIM WHO'S BOSS IN YOUR LIFE. LET'S KEEP UP THE GOOD TIMES, HEY LET'S GET HIGH AND WATCH SOME MORE PORN MOVIES, OR CURSE GOD, I LIKE THAT. HEY, LETS GO STEAL SOMETHING, OR WE COULD CALL UP THAT HOT LITTLE NUMBER YOU'VE BEEN WANTING AND HAVE A LITTLE MORE SEX. DON'T WORRY ABOUT AIDS, WHERE WERE GOING SIN AND SEX RULES. COME ON, LET'S BURN FOREVER. I'VE GOT SOME HOT PLANS FOR US. THIS IS JUST A LETTER OF APPRECIATON FROM ME TO YOU. I'D LIKE TO SAY "THANK YOU" FOR LETTING ME USE YOU MOST OF YOUR FOOLISH LIFE. YOU ARE SO GULLIBLE, I LAUGH AT YOU. WHEN YOU ARE TEMPTED TO SIN, YOU GIVE IN SO EASY.....
HA HA HA, YOU MAKE ME SICK. SIN IS BEGINNING TO TAKE IT'S TOLL ON YOUR LIFE. SO GO AHEAD AND KEEP SINNING. SMOKE SOME MORE DOPE, GET DRUNK AND HAVE SOME MORE SEX AND THEN DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN.
HEY, GOD WILL JUDGE YOU, BUT SO WHAT YOUR GOING WITH ME ANYWAY.
WELL FOOL I HAVE TO GO FOR NOW TO CORRUPT ANOTHER FOOLISH CONVERT OF MINE. I'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF SECONDS TO TEMPT YOU SOME MORE. I CAN'T LEAVE YOU FOR LONG, YOU WILL SEE THROUGH ME. IF YOU WERE SMART, YOU WOULD RUN SOMEWHERE, CONFESS YOUR SINS, AND LIVE FOR GOD WITH WHAT LITTLE BIT OF LIFE THAT YOU HAVE LEFT. IT'S NOT IN MY NATURE TO WARN ANYONE, BUT YOUR BECOMING QUITE A BORE FOR NOW. DON'T GET ME WRONG I STILL HATE YOU. ISN'T THAT WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT.
GOT TO GO! I FEEL THE SPIRIT OF GOD SPEAKING TO YOU AND I CAN'T HANDLE THAT. I'M GETTING SICK..........OUT OF HERE.....
This is how satan feels about you. He hates you and every thing created by God.
As you read, a conviction came over you. At this very moment the Spirit of God is speaking to your heart. Don't reject Him.
No matter what you have done or where you have been, Jesus loves you and nothing is more than He can handle. He died a cruel death on the cross for you and for me.
DON'T LISTEN TO SATAN ! AT THIS VERY MOMENT YOU ARE MAKING A DECISION THAT WILL DECIDE WHERE YOU WILL SPEND ALL ETERNITY. HEAVEN-IN THE PRESENCE OF A LOVING GOD, OR HELL-WITH SATAN AND HIS HORD OF DEMONS, TO EXPERIENCE THE PAIN AND AGONY OF A LITERAL BURINING HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY. THE CHOICE IS YOURS !
YOU CAN BE FREE FROM THE HOLD THAT SATAN HAS ON YOU. IT'S YOUR TIME TO GET RAPTURE READY ! JESUS WILL VERY SOON RETURN FOR ALL OF HIS SAVED CHILDREN. YOU CAN BE A CHILD OF GOD. OPEN YOUR HEART UP TO JESUS. HE CAN AND WILL SAVE YOU. DON'T DELAY. HE IS WAITING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. AT THIS VERY MOMENT, HIS HOLY SPIRIT IS LISTENING FOR YOUR PRAYER. SATAN WILL TRY TO CONVINCE YOU NOT TO ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOR. DO IT RIGHT NOW!
SAY THIS PRAYER.....................
DEAR JESUS, I BELIEVE THAT YOU DIED ON THE CROSS FOR ME AND I ASK YOU TO FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS AND FILL ME WITH YOUR SPIRIT. I DENY SATAN THE RIGHT TO RULE MY LIFE AND COMMIT MY LIFE TO YOU JESUS, NOW AND FOREVER. TAKE ME AND MOLD ME INTO THE KIND OF CHRISTIAN YOU WOULD HAVE ME TO BE. THANK YOU JESUS FOR SAVING ME.
IF YOU DID ASK JESUS INTO YOUR HEART I KNOW THAT YOU ARE EXPERIENCING A JOY LIKE NEVER BEFORE. DON'T BE ASHAMED OF JESUS.
TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE. YOUR WITNESS CAN OPEN A DOORS FOR YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE SAVED.
PLEASE E-MAIL ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. I WANT TO PRAY FOR YOU AND SEND YOU SOME INFORMATION TO GET YOU STARTED IN YOUR NEW WALK WITH CHRIST JESUS.
IN RESPONSE TO ALL OF THE E-MAILS REFERRING TO SATAN AS THE SUPREME RULER,
"satan rules". NO! YOU DEFINATELY HAVE IT WRONG. "JESUS RULES". NOW, AND FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD BLESS.
Name: Roberto Martínez García
Email: Cesc4@hotmail.com
Location: Novelda, Spain
Date: Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 02:38:34
Transaction: 1,000 million dollars
Name: wheeee
Email: Fundog13@aol.com
Location: Pine Island, USA
Date: Monday, May 20, 2002 at 22:21:32
Transaction: While beating the shit out of the kid in the Dell commericals is tempting, I'm gonna have to go with the rehabilitation of all members of clergy so they can become productive members of society.
Name: denis
Email: hairtox@hotmail.com
Location: vancouver, bc
Date: Sunday, May 19, 2002 at 20:17:11
Transaction: wizdom
Name: kevin lunsford
Email: sinister1@evilemail.com
Location: nashville, usa
Date: Saturday, May 18, 2002 at 23:29:26
Transaction: I wont to rule the world thats a little thing for such a powerful soul. Then i want to enter heaven forever and stand in the grace of the lord.
Name: robert
Email: ras1@cableone.net
Location: columbus, usa
Date: Saturday, May 18, 2002 at 17:35:46
Transaction: ten million dollars and all the young hot pussy i want
Name: robert
Email: ras1@cableone.net
Location: columbus, usa
Date: Saturday, May 18, 2002 at 17:35:22
Transaction: ten million dollars and all the young hot pussy i want
Name: hojn
Email: ffd@hotmail.com
Date: Friday, May 17, 2002 at 22:19:04
Transaction: women
Name: robert kupelian
Email: hyefedayi@excite.com
Location: oroville, usa
Date: Friday, May 17, 2002 at 20:15:22
Transaction: 99 million dollars
Name: robert kupelian
Email: hyefedayi@excite.com
Location: oroville, usa
Date: Friday, May 17, 2002 at 20:14:36
Transaction: 99 million dollars
Name: ralph mendoza
Email: Ralphie 14458@msn.com
Location: Madera, usa
Date: Friday, May 17, 2002 at 10:59:44
Transaction: cash---Enough to live with lots of sin in it
Name: Brandon
Email: holden@dragonslore.com
Location: Oklahoma City, OK, USA
Date: Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 02:41:37
Transaction: For the simple request that people stop hating each other for silly things like race,relgion,lifestyle, and sexuality. For people to care what your favorite color is not what you make a month in cash.
Name: Bobby Jonson
Email: Scorpion_44@bolt.com
Location: Edgerton, United States of America
Date: Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 09:58:38
Transaction: Sex with Brittney Spears
Name: Larissa Metcalf
Email: SaTaNs_PoSsEsOiN@hotmail.com
Location: Smackhead ville, United Kingdom
Date: Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 00:08:48
Transaction: I don't want to exchange my soul for anything!! Ive been reading the soul transactions and i wanna say that you guys are just fucking idiots! Why would you want to sell your soul to Lucifer? He already has your soul, he will take it when he puts us into the next world to carry on what he has to accomplish!! You foolish children are selling what he gave you to get you through this world!! u have nothing now, how are you any use to him? our souls are meant to corrupt the others so everyone in this small pathetic exsistence can help Lucifer in his journey to concure all!!!
Name: Krista Smith
Email: x0orockergirlo0x@aol.com
Location: Tacoma, U.S.
Date: Thursday, May 9, 2002 at 19:07:20
Transaction: a pair of pants
Name: John Kirk Saddler
Email: fusionblade@hotmail.com
Location: Phoenix, USA
Date: Wednesday, May 8, 2002 at 19:55:25
Transaction: What soul?
Name: delusional cannibal
Email: delusional_cannibal@hotmail.com
Location: coventry, england
Date: Wednesday, May 8, 2002 at 10:07:16
Transaction: i want to know why talena left kittie she is so hot and morgan and merc. wont make it alone please email me back pleasexxxxxxxxx marc
Name: robert
Date: Monday, May 6, 2002 at 23:52:06
Transaction: anything i want
Name: dubs greenur
Email: goththug420xxx@webtv.net
Location: los vegas, north america
Date: Sunday, May 5, 2002 at 18:20:59
Transaction:
naked pics of talena atfield
Name: dubs greenur
Email: goththug420xxx@webtv.net
Location: los vegas, north america
Date: Sunday, May 5, 2002 at 18:18:31
Transaction:
naked pics of talena atfield
Name: Not Tellin
Email: Spider_Virus_2002@hotmail.com
Location: Birmingham, UK
Date: Sunday, May 5, 2002 at 16:29:57
Transaction: Nude David Beckham Pics, Real or Fakes
Name: Floyd Eugene Pardue
Email: www.magictg34@aol.com
Location: Gladewater, United States of America
Date: Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 18:20:29
Transaction: Annica Miller to date me for as long as i want her to and to put out as long as i want her to.
Name: James
Email: Carr
Location: Indianapolis, USA
Date: Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 15:05:01
Transaction: I would like to be sexually attractive to every girl I meet. I would like to be able to get sex from any girl I wish.
Name: shaun
Email: imshaun@aol.com
Location: spokane, USA
Date: Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 14:58:13
Transaction: i want to be a girl/female
Name: tom farina
Email: lic10@aol.com
Location: arlington ma, usa
Date: Monday, April 29, 2002 at 22:08:21
Transaction: i'm noy sure.
Name: Roc Reeder
Email: RocReeder@charter.net
Location: Oceano, USA
Date: Monday, April 29, 2002 at 04:24:46
Transaction: 5 billion dollars. US currency, in cash.
Name: SecularOne
Date: Monday, April 29, 2002 at 02:35:40
Transaction: An AK-47. I work at the post office and this job is pissing me off!
Name: Veronica
Email: Metalhed6607@aol.com
Location: cherry hill, usa
Date: Sunday, April 28, 2002 at 21:17:08
Transaction: Talena Atfield
Name: Alex
Email: duke__nukem25@yahoo.com
Location: Manton, Us
Date: Sunday, April 28, 2002 at 14:35:01
Transaction: A set of dice
Name: John Sager
Email: sager@byelectric.com
Location: Yankton, United States
Date: Saturday, April 27, 2002 at 20:23:56
Transaction: Vodka!
Name: Evelyn Roub
Email: Jayde7@aol.com
Location: balt, md
Date: Friday, April 26, 2002 at 12:41:32
Transaction: to be Coral Winters
Name: Testing this site =)
Email: asif@we.have.a.soul.com
Location: Somewhere north of the US, Canada
Date: Monday, April 22, 2002 at 22:40:31
Transaction: Nothing, how can I ask something by selling nothing... maybe I should though!
Name: Testing this site =)
Email: asif@we.have.a.soul.com
Location: Somewhere north of the US, Canada
Date: Monday, April 22, 2002 at 22:40:23
Transaction: Nothing, how can I ask something by selling nothing... maybe I should though!
Name: Robert
Email: metalaholic2002@hotmail.com
Location: craborchard, us
Date: Monday, April 22, 2002 at 18:58:11
Transaction: a live time supply of brand new porn movies
Name: Robert
Email: metalaholic2002@hotmail.com
Location: craborchard, us
Date: Monday, April 22, 2002 at 18:57:41
Transaction: a live time spply of brand new porn movies
Name: Bludsic AnimalMotherFucker
Location: el paso, usa
Date: Sunday, April 21, 2002 at 16:42:32
Transaction: immortality/omnipotence
Name: cassie nicole fricks
Email: shorty4207@aol.com
Location: dallas, united states
Date: Saturday, April 20, 2002 at 09:35:15
Transaction: god sex
Name: Kari
Email: dobiekdl@yahoo.com
Location: Winnebago, US
Date: Wednesday, April 17, 2002 at 11:28:50
Transaction: To hear a HUGE LOUD fart and laugh my ass off.
Name: goodfella
Email: goodfellauk02@aol.com
Location: helsby, england
Date: Sunday, April 14, 2002 at 12:15:32
Transaction: free britney blowjob video
Name: chapagain kewal kumar
Email: chapagain_kewal@hotmail.com
Location: kathmandu G.P.O.Box-19383, Nepal
Date: Sunday, April 14, 2002 at 09:12:25
Transaction: please give more information. i am working fire fighters volunteer association of nepal.
Name: audrey
Email: audreycorine@end-war.com
Location: sandy, u.s.a.
Date: Saturday, April 13, 2002 at 20:27:05
Transaction: $5.34, cash American
Name: sniff
Email: sokmeccv@aol.com
Location: 55ytg, usa
Date: Saturday, April 13, 2002 at 14:09:25
Transaction: money
Name: mike
Email: downlo169@hotmail.com
Location: pembroke pines, usa
Date: Thursday, April 11, 2002 at 20:00:59
Transaction: $100 US
Name: HappyAtheist
Email: marsmannix@hehe.com
usa
Date: Thursday, April 11, 2002 at 12:09:39
Transaction: In exchange for my soul, I would like to have $300K--that should get me started. my soul is in great shape, it's an antique with a gnarled finish, some distressing, would look good in any decor.
Name: Horace Miller
Date: Wednesday, April 10, 2002 at 12:27:52
Transaction: A new catalytic converter for my Subaru.
Name: Jenn
Email: Ocelot64@hotmail.com
Location: Baraboo, WI, USA
Date: Tuesday, April 9, 2002 at 06:37:24
Transaction: The perfect body (my definition of my perfect figure), an neverending supply of money, a black 1964 Lincoln Continental with suicide doors, and the ability to grant immortality and physical perfection (their own definition thereof) on myself and whoever else I want, for me and Spencer to finish writing our movie and then have some of the events in it come true (email me for details), to be perfectly pale, for the sun to have no effect on my skin, the ability to make people spontaineously combust, and to have the devil's job
Name: Punkerslut
Email: punkersluta@excite.com
Location: Boston, USA
Date: Sunday, April 7, 2002 at 13:56:20
Transaction: I want it to take less time to reach an orgasm when jerking off -- that's really bothersome at 2 in the morning when all you can hear coming from my apartment room is skin on skin, you're sleepy, and you want your high for the night. That really bums me out.
Name: Marko Naumanen
Email: vizikahn@hotmail.com
Location: Taivalkoski, Finland
Date: Saturday, April 6, 2002 at 07:44:48
Transaction: Nothing. I have sold my soul about seven times now.
Name: Kendall Hilty
Email: Luvie_2003@hotmail.com
United States of America
Date: Friday, April 5, 2002 at 21:42:01
Transaction: I would not or could not sell my soul. As it is not mine to auction off to others. It is a wonderful gift, from our Lord, and should be treated as such. The gift of unconditional and eternal love from your creator is the best thing a person could ever recieve. How others can sell it for money, Britney Spears or other worldly possessions is ridiculous. You can't sell something that doesn't belong to you. One day Jesus Christ will return for his children, and all those that are faithful and believing will forever be in the graces of a great spirit and eternally loved with no strings attached.
Name: ali
Email: asfmsf@yahoo.com
Location: karaj, iran
Date: Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 16:03:20
Transaction: assadasczxc
Name: soledad simpson
Email: soledad_simpson
Location: denver,colorado, united states
Date: Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 11:14:46
Transaction: nothing!
Name: soledad simpson
Email: soledad_simpson@hotmail.com
Location: colorado, united states
Date: Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 11:12:25
Transaction: nothing!
Name: Satan's Concubine
Email: satan's_concubine@hell.com
Location: hell, hell
Date: Saturday, March 23, 2002 at 06:44:59
Transaction: Eternal beauty, eternal youth, eternal health, eternal life, (clause: eternal life to end when i wish it), infinite riches, love, oh yeah, SEX DRUGS and ROCK'N'ROLL
Name: Brandon
Email: skllmnky@yahoo.com
Location: Fritch, usa
Date: Thursday, March 21, 2002 at 13:25:52
Transaction: I will be a music legend.
Name: Yiannis
Location: Kalymnos, Greece
Date: Wednesday, March 20, 2002 at 18:35:06
Transaction: I want every single day to be September 11th
Name: Dan
Email: master_of_past@hotmail.com
Date: Wednesday, March 20, 2002 at 09:24:49
Transaction: 2 chicks at once...
Name: jenny
Email: toketoke_pass@hotmail.com
Location: Wangavegas, new zealand
Date: Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 20:03:08
Transaction: $75.43456 billion, a donkey(with bowtie), a hippy commune, eternal life for myself, ozzy, alice cooper, the return of the 80's (excluding blondie and madonna).
Name: kenneth radasa
Location: fairfeild, californa
Date: Monday, March 18, 2002 at 13:57:11
Transaction: magic powers
Name: Micheal graves
Email: M_Graves@toast.com
Location: soel, korea
Date: Friday, March 15, 2002 at 06:48:23
Transaction: To actually put my training to use a kill somebody on the battlefield, a buetiful goth chick who adores me, and my car to run
Name: Benjamin
Email: ghettofries@yahoo.com
Location: Knoxville, TN
Date: Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 01:45:31
Transaction: I want the new soul The Lord has waiting in heaven for me. I can't wait to get rid of this sinful soul and get a soul with NO sin and be replenished and walk with the LORD! That day will be glorious when the Lord calls his people to come home to Him! I love you Lord Jesus and I'm ready for you to come rescue me from this awful world! Jesus Rules!!!!!!!!!!
Name: regina
Email: regina@hotmail.com
Location: lod, israel
Date: Monday, March 11, 2002 at 22:57:25
Transaction: i want to never be afraid ofanything again!
i want my dog found!
i want magical powers!
Name: brian rowlett
Email: brian_rowlett@hotmail.com
Location: chicago, usa
Date: Monday, March 11, 2002 at 20:01:59
Transaction: 999million dollars
Name: anthony
Email: dantis@cswnet.com
Location: lamar, usa
Date: Friday, March 8, 2002 at 21:47:16
Transaction: billions of dollars
Name: herbie
Email: herbie.mann@3web.net
Location: north york, canada
Date: Thursday, March 7, 2002 at 08:06:20
Transaction: I WANT LOTS OF PUSSY PICTURES AND HARDCORE SEX MOVIES.
Name: Dave Nathan
Email: dave_nathan2002@yahoo.co.uk
Location: Limerick, Ireland
Date: Tuesday, March 5, 2002 at 14:07:28
Transaction: O.J. to go to heaven/paradise or whatever ludicrous judeo/xtian "afterlife" (that word just makes no sense!) in which the ignorant believe.
Name: ghostblood
Email: ghostblood@slayerized.com
Date: Sunday, March 3, 2002 at 23:38:19
Transaction: a soul to trade
Name: sameer khan
Email: sadatkhan_2000 @indya.com
Location: india, bangalore
Date: Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 11:59:40
Transaction: money sex power my gf and every thing in the world that money can buy and satisfy me
Name: Mac
Date: Monday, February 25, 2002 at 20:40:34
Transaction: A place/rank in Heaven
Name: dfd
Email: dfd
Location: dag, usa
Date: Monday, February 25, 2002 at 19:12:23
Transaction: a 8 foot cock
Name: me
Email: merkabob@hotmail.com
Location: n/a, does it matter
Date: Monday, February 25, 2002 at 01:38:03
Transaction: actually I am pasting a response to that one guy ryan from location Heaven,Hell, his email is bunk, that chump, I knose stale. anyway if you come back ryan cryin here it be lots o love...
Hi Ryan,
I read your soul transaction and find it quite overused and abused in attemp
to live the same misery from a differing angle.
I am not a "money chick" sorry, but I know pain when I read it. Don't slam no
more karma on yourself, over half the populus owns this issue, maybe sell the
pattern instead, disown it, pretty soon none of us will have any life force
left if we keep giving it to "that one Bitch or Bastard" that screwed us
over. Oh well Much Love to ya and good luck on the path.
P.S.
I chose your name cuz Ryan is the name of my last two relations, in which
were absolutly flooring from anguish and pain beyond a measure, thought I was
diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, guess not, just come to know how
prescios we all are, and that can only be seen and satisfied by seeing it in
youself . Excellent book called ...The way of the Wizard
By Deepock (that one dude who got his name from an ancient Arevedic Medical
proceedure, for removing acne scars) hehe just kidding, last name is Chopra.
Empowering trails to you Sir Ryan of Just wanna slap someone but good.
Miss Bob:)
Name: no name to give only one given
Email: merkabob@hotmail.com
Location: city of seeing, Under Serious Analization due to Ignorant Endovers
Date: Monday, February 25, 2002 at 01:01:24
Transaction: Well......
There is no other in which can buy my soul for there is no "other" in existence.
I'd like to say that if I did want something in exchange for the giving of my essence then it would be to get real and assist the majority of these un-aware soul-sellers in which have left thier stinky residue all over this site, in the form of desiring basically to be vampires of life force, grasping at others cause they ain't got the understanding or recognition of self in them. Well if any of you in whom want to hurt, deplete or force control over others this just says that you've been hurt in a bad way, sorry bout that, me too. Put it this way some of these statements seem a bit serious and not wanting to inflict further pain or guilt nor anger, I will put this gently, if what you are saying is dismantling or basically life depleting in any way then think about your closest sis or bro or mom or dad or best friend, would you want a life vampire on thier tale? A little hint beautiful peoples, I mean that cuz I know who we really are, apparently some here do not, but give the thought of everything that exists seen and unseen is ONE measureless organism/ok ok orgasmic as well, each body
is a cell within this, so what you send forth through feelings, thought and deed to one you are truely doing to every atom down through the molecular level to all, the whole fam damly, he he funny funny now huh, one key to understanding is seek it, and unload the bullshit stories of drama that caused most these decrepent needs to be accepted, if we are one organism then we are also one mind, so none of us are our thoughts or issues there are no patents on ignorance, stop crying my life, my needs, mine ,mine, mine, and you will seeeeee....there are issues, there are hearts breaking, there is isolation, lonliness and also joy, peace, and dreams that come true, no one owns none of it, choose wisely what you want cause you will get it for sure and so will everyone else on the planet, oh well its all ok anyway, cause at least ONE of us here knows its just a game of experience, and who gives a shit if the children born have to suffer cuz "my life sucks" wahwah fuckin wha. do'nt write no email to me unless you want to really know, I can tell. just thought I'd drop this little note to piss you off enough to wonder. ding ding ding.....time to WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!! This has been a presentation of your inner voice....sponsered by: memorex...is it real or is it memorex? no names or labels are to be attributed to personal ownership to any one name on this site, each will know if the ignorance applies or not. If you want to know who I AM then look in the mirror baby cuz I am the awakened you slapping you around. Stop owning it understand it and heal it without the guilt shit then others can.
Name: Matthew
Email: rmatthew@nerdsmail.com
Location: Arlington, Virginia
Date: Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 17:07:13
Transaction: $20
Name: Al Bertsen
Email: live365@aol.com
USA
Date: Friday, February 22, 2002 at 13:46:13
Transaction: I would like a Jerome Baker custom water pipe in exchange for my soul. Serious inquiries only.
Name: Denise
Email: :(
Location: M-Town, PA, USA
Date: Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 10:42:05
Transaction: the love of fat junior and some blue M&M's
Name: Daniel V.
Email: zartechno@yahoo.com
Location: Cannon Beach, USA
Date: Monday, February 18, 2002 at 21:18:26
Transaction: Britney Spears
Name: S.Kietäväinen
Email: vice_satan@hotmail.com
Finland
Date: Sunday, February 17, 2002 at 12:16:09
Transaction: 1. I wan't all americans and afganistans and every fuck'in heroistic lunatic to hell. So the World will be beter place to live...(yes yes. Maybe not all americans..) 2. Become to immortal.
Not so hard to make a real..?
Name: S.Kietäväinen
Email: vice_satan@hotmail.com
Finland
Date: Sunday, February 17, 2002 at 12:15:34
Transaction: 1. I wan't all americans and afganistans and every fuck'in heroistic lunatic to hell. So the World will be beter place to live...(yes yes. Maybe not all americans..) 2. Become to immortal.
Not so hard to make a real..?
Name: Tash
Email: demorbe@hotmail.com
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Date: Saturday, February 16, 2002 at 02:52:29
Transaction: I want a 1967 Shelby Mustang GT 500 with speed boosting capabillities all done up for my pleasure. (I no longer require a man for pleasure, it just needs a full tank for me to take my baby out for a ride)
Name: Tasg
Email: demorbe@hotmail.com
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Date: Saturday, February 16, 2002 at 02:50:04
Transaction: I want a 1967 Shelby Mustang GT 500 with a speed boost button all done up for my pleasure. It's a sex machine, a replacement for a man. It is everything, oh and I'd like it to come with a full tank.
Name: Fred Goetz
Location: wilmington, DE
Date: Saturday, February 16, 2002 at 01:14:48
Transaction: Large stock available. Enormous selection of souls left over from disease, famine, wars and general human inhumanity. For only three easy monthly installments of $1.99. Order now and we'll throw in the souls of two innocent children at no extra charge! PLUS, order in the next half hour and get 13,000,000 free aborted/still-born fetal souls AND a free tote! No restrictions unlimited supply while quantities last. soulpuritymayvary.
Name: Skylark
Email: alejandro_65@lycos.com
Location: Guadalajara, México
Date: Thursday, February 14, 2002 at 12:18:42
Transaction: Jessica Alba having sex with me every day
Name: Caroline
Email: neel_bob@hotmail.com
Location: ssm, ontario canada
Date: Wednesday, February 13, 2002 at 18:26:09
Transaction: I want to sell it for eternal sex
Name: Jeff
Email: Rumbleminz@aol.com
Location: Huntington, USA
Date: Tuesday, February 12, 2002 at 22:20:02
Transaction: Hmmm....every religion in the world renounces it's faith...well, just fundamentalists christians (and yes, that's a lowercase "c"). If that doesn't work, how about churches have to pay income tax? Euthanasia legalized, as well as fetal tissue testing. Is that cool?
Name: Third Party
Location: Dis, The Inferno
Date: Monday, February 11, 2002 at 23:08:23
Transaction: Special offer! We buy all souls, whether
they be of saints or sinners. We are
currently offering absolute rule over
Earth, life in good health for four score
and twenty years, wealth beyond Bill
Gates's wildest imagination, and 72
virgins in exchange for each soul. Proof
of ownership (including proof of
existence) required. Regretably, none
of the offers here meet this simple
criterion. If you think you can, post here
and we will review your application.
Name: Angelus
Email: kittiefreak@hotmail.com
Location: JUAREZ, Mexico
Date: Saturday, February 9, 2002 at 16:34:08
Transaction: To know Talena Atfield from kittie
Name: sarah
Email: 12584@hotmail.com
Location: btitlo, britool
Date: Saturday, February 9, 2002 at 14:06:18
Transaction: Beauty
Name: money man
Email: kissme@lovers.com
Location: shlong, song
Date: Thursday, February 7, 2002 at 00:03:40
Transaction: one penny... oh yea to find a beautiful chick to have sex with all day and all night and trat her like a sex toy whenever i want to actually, make that 3 women - im greedy
Name: Ryan
Email: ME@YOU.COM
Location: Heaven, Hell
Date: Wednesday, February 6, 2002 at 23:43:16
Transaction: to find a woman that wont shake the money tree (us men) til all the money has fallen off of it and then leave it to wilter and die only to be cut down to a stump and then ripped out! (our hearts and all feeling destroyed) - (in other words to find a woman that has her own money so i can do it to her for a change and to show them how it feels to have everything taken away from you)
Name: mahad
Email: lovely_bird86@hotmail.com
Location: saudi arabia, saudiarabia
Date: Sunday, February 3, 2002 at 08:41:07
Transaction: nathing but sent to me sex pecher
Name: Dee
Email: deeisnotlocated@yahoo.co.uk
Location: All over the place,
Date: Wednesday, January 30, 2002 at 14:27:55
Transaction: I want Ryan to realise that I am mentally disturbed and not worthy of meeting me, oh and I want it made illegal to have more than 10 million dollars, anything over that amount should be shared globally with the world nations.
Name: Ed
Email: fat_dwin@hotmail.com
Location: blackpol, england
Date: Wednesday, January 30, 2002 at 13:36:07
Transaction: a place at satans left hand for all eternity, or a hamburger
Name: Christian Christopher
Email: ShaRiiiiiiiiight@GetReal.com
Location: Of Angels, Of Christians
Date: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 at 12:31:15
Transaction: I want all vocal athiests that create silly web site enticing silly people to play silly games with their souls to all go to hell and burn for all time.........
oh wait a minute, that is already going to happen!!!!!
LOL!
tell you what, I'll wave from my cloud to you all burning when my life is over, that's a fair deal I think LOL
:-P
Name: hdjfgjhgfjf
Email: kljhlkhljkh
Location: jkhkuhkljh, lkh
Date: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 at 12:16:32
Transaction: kljhlkjhkljhlku
Name: Denise Schofield
Email: DeniseIs@aol.com
Location: Leeds, England
Date: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 at 12:15:32
Transaction: A man who never ever wants to say no to sex
Name: Ken Plechaty
Email: kplechaty@hotmail.com
Location: wadsworth, U.S.A.
Date: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 at 01:04:59
Transaction: $6,666,666.66 in unmarked bills!
Name: tom
Email: italian1stalian@hotmail.com
Location: toledo, united states
Date: Monday, January 28, 2002 at 14:51:08
Transaction: the remidy, that will make all people that follow religions wake up, after i get that, ill be ready to return to the earth.
Name: yusuf
Email: hassambeuk@yahoo.co.uk
Location: mombasa, kenya
Date: Monday, January 28, 2002 at 04:02:30
Transaction: a sexy juicy ebony babe
Name: jim
Email: williams@alba.net
Location: tulsa, us
Date: Sunday, January 27, 2002 at 18:54:18
Transaction: to play the blues guitar
Name: unknown
Email: unknown
Location: unknown, unknown
Date: Friday, January 25, 2002 at 15:34:08
Transaction: For all those religous freaks to realize that God does exist but not it that messed up way the bible says. Did you know that they have documentation that reincarnation was taken out of the bible by a religious council who decided it wasn't in society's best intrest to know about this stuff? Or why preachers have so much money? The churchs should be about peace and God but it has turned into a madhouse where they brain wash you into thinking that you will get salvation from all the worlds evils if you give us money and let us tell you lies. The church is corrupt, the bible has been twisted into some fantasy that doesn't exist and all those religious freaks have been brain washed by the church, I don't want to sell my soul I just want them to know that.
Name: ridjen
Email: finalmoonx@hotmail.com
nerderland
Date: Thursday, January 24, 2002 at 08:24:58
Transaction: hentai movies en clips
en games
Name: Martin Halford
Email: martin_halford@spring.com
Location: Birmingham, UK,
Date: Thursday, January 24, 2002 at 04:12:57
Transaction: 1. A better car
2. Sex with good looking bird for once
(anything under size 18 considered)
3. My haltosis problem to disappear
4. A longer penis (4" or greater)
5. Free lipsoction treatment on my gut
6. Facial hair before i'm 30
Name: Martin Halford
Email: martin_halford@spring.com
Location: Birmingham, UK,
Date: Thursday, January 24, 2002 at 04:05:30
Transaction: 1. A better car
2. Sex with good looking bird for once
(anything under size 18 considered)
3. My haltosis problem to disappear
4. A longer penis (4" or greater)
5. Free lipsoction treatment on my gut
6. Facial hair before i'm 30
Name: Jebodiah's Wholesale Soul Discount Warehouse
Location: hillbilly-land, mid-west
Date: Thursday, January 17, 2002 at 11:21:53
Transaction: discount prices all year round! hurry up and ctach our world renoun after-christmas sale! buy 3 souls get one free! we have evrything from high quality "executive" class models to our amazing bargain basket! you never know what youll find at ol' Jebs!
JWSDW
weve been sellin' souls scinse that guy died on a big stick!
Name: Jebodiah's Wholesale Soul Discount Warehouse
Location: hillbilly-land, mid-west
Date: Thursday, January 17, 2002 at 11:21:40
Transaction: discount prices all year round! hurry up and ctach our world renoun after-christmas sale! buy 3 souls get one free! we have evrything from high quality "executive" class models to our amazing bargain basket! you never know what youll find at ol' Jebs!
JWSDW
weve been sellin' souls scinse that guy died on a big stick!
Name: douglas mccullough
Email: serviceseller@aol.com
Location: lawrenceville, gwinnett
Date: Saturday, January 12, 2002 at 16:30:51
Transaction: anykind
Name: Michael Andrew Lee (UKslave MiketheSkin)
Email: leelanguages@btinternet.com
Location: Cambridge, England
Date: Saturday, January 12, 2002 at 10:22:02
Transaction: To be disappeared, given a new identity and used as a slave.
Name: Chris Wilcox
Email: thisreallyismyemail@reallyitis!.com
Location: Poteau, U.S.A.
Date: Saturday, January 12, 2002 at 00:08:39
Transaction: The contract for my soul will be negotiated upon my meeting with a spokesperson for this transaction. At that point I will have all my friends come up and we will discuss exactly what to ask for and how to manipulate the deal so we can use a loophole to come out scott-free.
Name: Clayton
Email: thatguy@overthereonthecouch.com
Location: Poteau, USA
Date: Saturday, January 12, 2002 at 00:04:58
Transaction: Hmmmm.... well, first, I want to marry Talena Atfield, (or at least have gratuitous sex with her for 3 months straight) a pair of speedo's that glow in the dark, cheech and chong to do another movie, an OC1 straight to my pc with no bills to pay, small dicks and ugly trucks to be fashionable, tobacco to prevent lung cancer and promote longevity, people not to look down on me because of my mutant powers of vertical reach and razor wit, my hair to not catch on fire during the lighting of cigars or explosives, and finally I want to exchange my soul for the power to manipulate the evil energies of disco.
Name: lana
Email: marlanawho@hotmail.com
Location: flint, usa
Date: Friday, January 11, 2002 at 09:45:43
Transaction: for my x boyfriend to get run over by a speeding mack truck and drug for 100 miles while attached to the grill.
Name: marlana henderson
Email: marlanawho@hotmail.com
Location: flint, usa
Date: Friday, January 11, 2002 at 09:42:30
Transaction: my daddy to wake up from a coma
Name: TR
USA
Date: Thursday, January 10, 2002 at 16:44:23
Transaction: I will sell my soul to be a beautiful woman.
Name: Josh
Date: Wednesday, January 9, 2002 at 17:25:52
Transaction: a glass of milk. ;-)
Name: Shana Urban
Email: Smile4eva529@aol.com
Location: Levittown, USA
Date: Tuesday, January 8, 2002 at 18:33:09
Transaction: ...a cow
Name: reza
Email: sr2500id@yahoo.com
Location: jkt, indonesia
Date: Tuesday, January 8, 2002 at 02:13:05
Transaction: making love
Name: Josh Bubyn
Email: j.bubyn@sympatico.ca
Location: Somewhere, Canada
Date: Sunday, January 6, 2002 at 22:01:08
Transaction: For Osama Bin Laden to die a very slow painful & agonizing (did I mention painful) DEATH. This is for all of the pain and suffering which he has caused the great USA.
Name: Dr. Faerie Feller
Email: xurasake@yahoo.co.uk
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa (of which Zimbabwe is NOT a province)
Date: Friday, January 4, 2002 at 19:39:27
Transaction: I am a molecular biologist. I have mastered the ability to clone my soul indefinitely.
666 souls are successfully cloned from an established transformed soul line every 9 months. The price of each soul is:
1)50m good quality rope
2)new baseball bat (aluminium or wood)
3)1 MILLION dollars! (spoken with pinky finger on side of mouth)
4)blueprints for neural-tissue based psionic implants (a must for any sadistic wouldbe megalomaniacHAHAHAHAHAHA...ooops)
5)any 1 unit of male from the following list
Ben Affleck,
A.J.of Backstreetboys,
David Beckham,
David Boreanaz,
David Duchovny,
Fred Durst,
Colin Firth,
J.C. of N'Sync,
James Marsters,
David Schwimmer,
Bruce Willis
(NB:all units received WILL be coerced into being willing fuckpuppy for hot M2M action)
Souls are freshly extracted from angel-fetal tissue, filtered through angel wing and stored in a gold-frankincense-myrrh alloy vat containing holy water, prior to shipping via Noah's Ark Express(+/- 40days for delivery).
No rejection complications due to its innate divinity (see on-line disclaimer @souls_R_us.com).
Name: Sambo
Email: Thinker@wishes.to.remain.anonymous.com
Location: Albury, Australia
Date: Wednesday, January 2, 2002 at 04:17:50
Transaction: New skateboard, a white lion CD or early striper CD, big bogan V8 car, a mobile fone that sends SMS messages faster than girlfrinds', fluffy dice, world peace, and a girlfriend that doesnt finish every sentence with "yeah, you know, like, whatever..."
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