Why the Internet is better than gods
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- Steve Diamond on Monday, February 5, 2007 at 22:51:31:
Getting it to go away, is only a mouse click away! The internet also promotes free flow of expression and thought.
- mags on Wednesday, January 24, 2007 at 16:59:20:
the internet accepts us all.
- Subversa on Saturday, October 23, 2004 at 03:52:05:
You can't burn in hell online.....
- Jesus Christ on Friday, July 2, 2004 at 00:50:47:
Both are inventions of man.
- just someone on Wednesday, June 2, 2004 at 20:54:24:
the internet doesn't interrupt your lunches and dinners with missionaries and apocolipt-ists.
- naim on Friday, January 23, 2004 at 21:01:42:
Fuck you Stupid!
- Martin on Saturday, October 4, 2003 at 17:33:55:
When I am on the net, I don,t get voices in my head! Voices that tell me to do things I don't want to do.
- Espirin on Tuesday, April 8, 2003 at 00:49:36:
Internet: Porn, games, fun.
God: Um... Shit? Solitude? 'give us all your money for a seat at God's dinner table?' I mean, that's all well and good, but you have to be dead to have dinner with God, and I'm not THAT hungry ;)
- Edge of 666 on Tuesday, February 25, 2003 at 01:34:08:
God won't let me see Gillian Anderson naked, but the internet...well.....heh, heh.....
- Someone smarter than you on Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 00:16:08:
The internet sucks, computers suck, they do fuck all, cant think and piss me off.All you wankers who spend hours staring at a fucking screen should get a life, get some pussy. REAL female vagina, and stop yanking your pathetic little cocks, for fucks sake. And im aware of the irony of using a fucking computer to tell you all to get fucked. But hey, GET FUCKED.Grow a brain and get a life. You all shit me. God dosen't exist either, were all animals, with big heads, and all of you, no cocks. So lick my hairy date, and stop trying to find nude pictures of your mum, or sister. To sumarise....GET FUCKED!!!!!!The internet fucking sucks shit. Have a cunt of a day and eat my shit...Spaza!
- kieran on Saturday, January 11, 2003 at 18:34:38:
the internet has no morals...
- Andy Z on Tuesday, December 10, 2002 at 17:06:51:
All of you who posted on this website are so stupid..
- Atheist on Friday, November 1, 2002 at 20:47:29:
The internet gives you useful information, the bible is used as a brainwashing device.
Oh, by the way, would you religious free radicals just shut the fuck up, and realise that god is a fucking load of bullshit ('cause he fucking is!)?
- Mr. huh? on Saturday, October 26, 2002 at 15:46:59:
When you critically scrutinize the Internet, it doesn't fall back on faith (which is wishful thinking) and empty threats of eternal damnation, unlike some of the people on this page.
- Mr. huh? on Saturday, October 26, 2002 at 15:46:09:
When you critically scrutinize the Internet, it doesn't fall back on faith (which is wishful thinking) and empty threats of eternal damnation, unlike some of the people on this page.
- nickiwest on Saturday, September 28, 2002 at 23:22:21:
I don't have tech-dorks knocking on my door every Saturday, trying to convince me of the wonders of the internet and give me the most recent edition of "Wired." That's more than I can say for those Jehova-worshippers.
- Meic on Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 08:57:17:
Mercury is the god of information, communication & the messenger of the gods. According to classical paganism!
- 1 on Friday, August 9, 2002 at 22:55:54:
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- The_Slayer_666 on Friday, August 9, 2002 at 22:55:26:
The internet is the BEST source of information and the most versitile research tool to this day. The bible has contain nothing more than stupidstitions, empty threats and supresses intellectual growth. You tell me whats better
- Uriah on Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 19:16:50:
You can turn your computer off whenever you like, but you can never get fundies to shut the fuck up.
- cyberpunk on Tuesday, June 4, 2002 at 21:47:44:
hacker's playground
- Kari on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 at 15:12:44:
I don't have to go on the Internet for an hour on Sunday or on Holidays.
- THE ENEMY on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 15:44:19:
YOU HATE GOD OR THINKS HE DOES NOT EXIST BECAUSE YOU RUN OUT AND DO EVIL THEN EXPECT GOD TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERS. THOSE WHO WORSHIP GOD MUST WORSHIP HIM IN SPIRIT AND TRUTH. GOD IS FAR FROM THE WICKED BUT HE HEARETH THE PRAYERS OF THE RIGHTEOUS. REPENT OF YOUR EVIL WAYS, BELIEVE IN HIS SON JESUS CHRIST AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR LIFE.
- GOD on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 15:14:25:
I will give free water from the spring of the water of life to anyone who is thirsty. Those who win the vitory will recieve this, and I will be their GOD and they will be my children. BUT COWARDS, THOSE WHO REFUSE TO BELEIVE, WHO DO EVIL THINGS, WHO KILL, WHO SIN SEXUALLY, WHO DO EVIL MAGIC, WHO WORSHIP IDOLS, AND WHO TELL LIES- ALL THESE WILL HAVE THEIR PART IN THE LAKE OF BURNING SULFUR. REVELATION 6-8 NEW CENTURY BIBLE
- THE ENEMY on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 15:05:18:
BUT WITHOUT FAITH IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE HIM; FOR HE THAT COMETH TO GOD MUST BEIEVE THAT HE IS, AND THAT HE IS A REWARDER OF THEM THAT DILIGENTLY SEEK HIM. HEBREWS 11:6 KJV
- THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 13:51:01:
FOR GOD SENT NOT HIS SON INTO THE WORLD TO CONDEMN THE WORLD; BUT THAT THE WORLD THROUGH HIM MIGHT BE SAVED. JOHN 3:17 KJV
- Neil on Sunday, September 30, 2001 at 16:27:53:
The net doesn’t kill children.
- Daniel on Wednesday, September 12, 2001 at 16:44:26:
If the Internet goes down, the universe doesn't go with it...
- Transcender on Friday, July 20, 2001 at 13:29:39:
You can learn something from the internet.
- bestonnet on Thursday, May 24, 2001 at 04:46:29:
The internet runs mostly on linux.
God is a monopoly like microsoft, and microsoft make windows which crashes heaps.
- ST. John on Friday, March 30, 2001 at 18:57:31:
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liers, shall have there part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. ST. John. KJV
- Asherah on Thursday, March 29, 2001 at 20:53:12:
All people who God damned to hell, I will reroute t Heavan.... with a bonus.
- God on Tuesday, March 20, 2001 at 09:20:19:
God here. I just wanted to say that I hate you all, and you are all going to go to hell, but you are right. The internet is better than me. I love those funny dancing hamsters! I can never get enough of them. Why didn't I think of that!?
- Judas the Girl on Saturday, February 3, 2001 at 20:23:24:
Nobody gets killed over what service provider they use.
- Jake on Friday, December 22, 2000 at 00:43:53:
WHAT?? You mean the internet ISN'T god??
- Bobby Hansen on Saturday, November 18, 2000 at 05:56:31:
www.god.com - doesn't exist.
www.internet.com - Exists.
- bestonnet on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 at 04:40:24:
Internet has some good features.
Relgion only has the fact that I can get money out of stupid cult members as its purpose.
- Adam on Wednesday, August 9, 2000 at 02:32:12:
They are both full of shit, but one of them is real
- L. J. on Friday, August 4, 2000 at 04:52:29:
On the internet, you might have to filter through the crap to find what you want, but in religion it's all crap.
- Wyr on Thursday, August 3, 2000 at 23:01:31:
When you ask for something from the Net, you get an email of order confermation, and it arrives in 3 to 7 days
- Dr. Evil on Wednesday, June 14, 2000 at 00:57:10:
You can try the internet for a 30-day free trial period before committing yourself.
- Demoralizer on Monday, April 10, 2000 at 01:11:46:
They have evidence that internet is really exvicting, but is god...?
- Chuck on Friday, March 31, 2000 at 11:12:47:
When you find a search engine ask the Internet a question, you actually have half a chance of getting a straight answer.
- Okhawk on Wednesday, March 29, 2000 at 19:16:48:
The internet brings people together. Religion divides people.
- Some Guy on Monday, February 14, 2000 at 15:55:08:
The 'Net exists. The 'Net follows the rules of physics. "God" doesn't talk to everybody every other day like in the bible.
- Jan Vacek on Wednesday, February 2, 2000 at 01:17:17:
I like to ride my bike in the street, it is fun!
- bestonnet on Monday, January 31, 2000 at 04:59:22:
The net can't be censored despite what my gov thinks but religion can be.
- Gorillaman on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 17:22:37:
religion has churches and temples, the net has DETOX.
- Gorillaman on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 17:20:53:
religion has jesus, god, allah.......the web has Sarah Michelle Gellar, Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears......
- Gorillaman on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 17:18:27:
the music you find on the web tends to be slightly more imaginative than "We three kings from blah blah blah, blah blah".
- Gorillaman on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 17:14:43:
Webmasters don't damn you to hell for all eternity if you visit another site from time to time....well, some do......
- bestonnet on Saturday, January 22, 2000 at 07:27:56:
The internet has some parts which don't contradict
- Mr horny on Tuesday, November 16, 1999 at 19:16:38:
porn
- Headwound on Sunday, October 10, 1999 at 00:08:16:
At least the Internet admits that it's full of bull...
- myHandle="Groda" on Monday, October 4, 1999 at 23:08:56:
Just look up the Hacker's Manifesto.
- Fuma on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 at 18:13:07:
'Net answers questions with answers. Bible/God gives you a run-around no one gives a FUCK about
- Zoe the E-Priestess on Thursday, June 24, 1999 at 13:15:41:
The Internet is accepting of all, no matter their race, gender, sexual preference, creed or disability. So my next question would be, how come "God" ISN'T?
- Albert McCune on Wednesday, April 28, 1999 at 13:51:47:
I can go down to my local library and log on the internet right away but, if I go to my local church, I can search for God all day and never find a trace of him.
- Derek S. on Monday, April 12, 1999 at 09:51:09:
Internet is better than gods because, it's easier to find things on the internet than it is in the bible.
- Rev. Joshus the Morally Depraved on Thursday, February 4, 1999 at 16:28:52:
People who use the internet dont go around forcing other people to use it. (Not that I know of...)
- Sebastian on Saturday, December 19, 1998 at 04:10:01:
Internet can help you find answers to your questions, God(s) will help you not to have them.
- Albert McCune on Tuesday, November 10, 1998 at 14:52:14:
You can interact with it directly. It's much more user friendly. It doesn't expect anything of you. It's advertising, while overblown, still involves much less hype. Best of all, there is plenty of incontrovertible evidence for the existence of the internet.
- Albertus Superbus on Monday, August 24, 1998 at 09:01:49:
The Internet is noisy, but not totally deaf.
- Syntaxx on Monday, August 24, 1998 at 03:06:44:
The internet doesn't judge you on silly idealisms like what you worship, if you killed anyone today, or if you gave money to the starving homeless guy who lives outside your window.
- Pete on Monday, August 17, 1998 at 10:55:44:
It's said that, given infinite time, a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters would eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this to be untrue. And thanks to the Bible, we now know what the hell they were writing over all that time.
- Mary Jane on Sunday, June 7, 1998 at 07:52:23:
God wants you to be pure, innocent, and follow him. The internet is strongly against that and shows you pictures often. Being horny, well-versed, and following the good looking links is much much MUCH more fun.
- Y-It on Wednesday, June 3, 1998 at 13:26:46:
The 'Net is becoming more omniscient than God.
- MAD COW!!! on Sunday, May 31, 1998 at 17:34:34:
The internet is real.
- Dov on Saturday, January 17, 1998 at 14:40:51:
The Internet has spread farther, faster, for greater benefit, than any god, ever. Plus, the 'net has DETOX!
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