| 40 | 11/19/01 |
Terrorism Strikes Egypt
First born children slain by Israelite terrorists. |
| 39 | 08/23/00 |
Footprints in the Sand ***
I amend the god-awful classic. |
| 38 | 05/14/00 |
Bits and Bytes (and Bites) of Faith
Internet start-ups hope to profit from downloadable holiness. |
| 37 | 04/25/00 |
Green Lake Southern Baptists To Unionize
Organized religion meets organized labor.
Guest writer: Brady Carlson |
| 36 | 03/17/00 |
Pope Refuses Terms of Penance
Won't pray, will just absolve Church of 2000 years of sin. |
| 35 | 02/29/00 |
Humiliated Bush Quits Politics
Finally succumbs to ridicule of his supernatural beliefs. |
| 34 | 01/14/00 |
Satirist Complains: "Religion Too Silly"
Dov Wisebrod explains delay, accepts submissions. |
| 33 | 10/17/99 |
God Frames Man For Murder ***
Faith creates reasonable doubt of accused man's guilt. |
| 32 | 09/30/99 |
Conservationists Try to Save God
Extinction preventable by breeding, ignorance. |
| 31 | 09/15/99 |
Baptist Child Born to Jewish Parents
Doctor blames sporadic Southern Baptism. |
| 30 | 08/30/99 |
God Orders Recall for Upgrade to 3.0
Asteroid will conduct second recall of defective Man. |
| 29 | 08/17/99 |
Christian Groups Fight Bible in School
Claim Constitution protects Bible from critical analysis. |
| 28 | 07/31/99 |
Pope to NASA: "Quit it!" ***
The Catholic Church reverts to "original truth" cosmology. |
| 27 | 07/14/99 |
Pat and Jerry: Last Straight Men Alive
Culture, Scotland blamed for "homosexualization." |
| 26 | 07/03/99 |
Man Arrested At Circumcision
Police ensure nothing interrupts Jewish hazing ritual. |
| 25 | 06/21/99 |
Special Report: Surrogate Thinkers
Tired of thinking for yourself? Let someone else do it for you! |
| 24 | 05/31/99 |
Intel Launches New Deity Chip
Flawless, unique chip indistinguishable from "a real deity." |
| 23 | 05/10/99 |
God 'Desensitizes' Kids to Violence
Government proposals aim to shield children from religion. |
| 22 | 04/29/99 |
Angel Abduction Conspiracy Denied
Della Reese and FBI square off at MUFON conference. |
| 21 | 04/14/99 |
Paley Proves Internet Creation
Teleological proof extends classical watch analogy. |
| 20 | 03/26/99 |
God Apologizes for 20th Century ***
Problem of evil solved: God's a drunk. |
| 19 | 03/13/99 |
God Fixes Awards, Sports
But people with high "faith quotient" have influence. |
| 18 | 02/27/99 |
Pascal's Casinos Under Fire
Pascal's wager is "just a major con job." |
| 17 | 02/08/99 |
Pope Calls For New Crusade
Intends to distract from impeachment of Mary, critics say. |
| 16 | 01/24/99 |
Three Points About Creationism (not satire)
Why creationism can be summarily rejected. |
| 15 | 01/13/99 |
Millennium Divides Apocalyptic Cults
Fear of nothing explains millennial religious anxiety. |
| 14 | 01/01/99 |
Jack Van Impe: Comic Genius ***
Jack Van Impe Presents is the funniest show on television. |
| 13 | 12/26/98 |
Menorah, Tree Cause Fatal Fire
God says, "I hate fencesitters. Burn, arrogant scum." |
| 12 | 12/18/98 |
Making Christmas More Jewish
Missionary group plans changes to attract Orthodox Jews.
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| 11 | 12/08/98 |
God Hit With Antitrust Suit
"Monotheism is just a euphemism for monopoly." |
| 10 | 12/01/98 |
Neuroscientists Map 'God Module' ***
'Logic' of theism and the spread of adaptations explained. |
| 9 | 11/26/98 |
Missionaries Face Modern Difficulties
BSRUS conference fails to solve sci-fi fandom problem. |
| 8 | 11/11/98 |
100-year-old Man Born Yesterday
Institute for Childish Research's "Young Man Theory." |
| 7 | 11/01/98 |
Pro-Lifers Expand Campaign of Death
New policy: Kill the unmothers before they kill the unborn. |
| 6 | 10/23/98 |
Battle of Big Hats Rages in Debate ***
Who is sillier? The Cat in the Hat debates the Pope. |
| 5 | 10/14/98 |
Boy, 6, Causes Religious Crisis
Asks "Who made God?" Demonic possession suspected. |
| 4 | 10/06/98 |
'Lifters' vs. 'Rockers' in Fight for God
Can God create a rock so heavy even he cannot lift it? |
| 3 | 09/27/98 |
Yom Kippur Cancelled
Jews' god blames backed up omniscience paperwork. |
| 2 | 09/22/98 |
Darwinists Lose Battle for Equal Time
Court says evolution to stay out of religious venues. |
| 1 | 09/19/98 |
Introducing ReVerse
What is it, and why is it called that? |